Sunday Stealing. Have You? and What If?

Have you anything to confess today?

I actually had to think about this one, was there anything I had to tell someone or did I have any secrets that I  had yet to share, mine or anyone else's. I don't want the answer to be boring but there really is nothing.

Have you ever broken a law? If so, what was it?

Oh, god. Where do I start. I am not proud of this but sometimes, when I go grocery shopping. I might eat some grapes as I browse and then sometimes/most times, I do not pay for them. But seriously, yes I have broken the law. We all have, drinking under age, buying drugs, stealing, fighting. I would say most of us have.

Have you ever committed an act of betrayal against a friend or family member? explain.

Again, I had to think about this for a moment. I have never to my knowledge betrayed a member of my family, not to the fullest form of it's definition. But I have betrayed friends before. I have slept with a friends boyfriend. He still doesn't actually know about this and a couple of years have passed now. It was drunken moment and they split up not long afterwards, without my intervention, anyway.

Has someone else done something that, to this day, makes you cringe when you think about them committing the act?.

Yes, it was pretty funny, when I first heard about it. I physically cringed it was that embarrassing. I won't tell you who it is, but I will share the story. This person, lets call him Joe (Bloggs) had taken an Ecstasy table on a night out and it has an effect on him, shall we say. It made him braver. He thought it would be an excellent idea, to approach a friend of his brothers, who was a straight guy and tell him that he loved him, really wanted to have sex with him and tonight should be that night. Obviously it didn't happen. It makes me squirm just recalling the events.

Have you ever found yourself sexually aroused by someone that you absolutely should not have been?

Like who? A family member? I am really struggling with this one. But I always seem to be getting random erections, whenever I am just about to get of public transport. It is so annoying!

Have you ever cheated at school? how so?

Yes, on a history test. I knew there would be 2 essay questions from 8 possible subject points. I used to get carried away with essay's and it would take up to much of the test time. So I pre wrote, all 8 of those damn things and carried them in using the notebook I was allowed to bring into the test with me. I remember I scored quite highly for it.

What if you came across a backpack stuffed with one hundred thousand dollars. Would you keep it?

Yes, I probably would. What kind of shady person is carrying a 100,000 in a back pack and then would manage to 'lose' it. I would get that shit back to my house as soon as possible.

What if you were the most powerful person in the world. How would you use that power?

I would never want that kind of power. I have no idea what I would really change, every change makes someone else, somewhere else in the world unhappy.

What if you found a magic lamp?

I would rub the shit out of it and get my 3 wishes.

What if you could change one thing about the world. What would that one thing be?

This is a similar question as the 'power' one above. I would change its shape. To an oval, rather than a circle or maybe a triangle.

What if you could take one thing back. What would that one thing be?

What do I change, without changing something else. Like, would I go back and not take that first Oxycontin, or would I make sure that I blew out that candle which burned our house down but then what about all the growth that these events have brought along. The people who have been met, the experiences had. How could I possibly change one thing, without changing everything else.

What if you were stuck on an island forever but had all the water, food and shelter you needed. What would you do?

I would live. I would adapt. What other choice would I have.

What if the internet didn't exist?

I would be better read, skinnier, healthier. Would probably be able to converse better.....

What if you never started blogging?

I would be better read, skinnier, healthier. Would probably be able to converse better....